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Take the "GETTING TO KNOW YOU" Pop Quiz!
(Get your score at the bottom of the page)

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1.	Are you a virgin?
		No.
		No. Wait. Whats your definition of virgin?
		Ha ha.

2.	You walk into your local girl bar. How many people know you have a tattoo of your high school gym teacher on your left butt cheek?
		None. Gross.
		1-3...but only because I split the seam in my Old Navy sailor pants one night.
		Everyone, including the lady handing out Chiclets in the bathroom.

3.	How would you describe most of the sex you've had?
		Meaningful.
		Mind-blowing! Great! Good. Umm- I mean... what do you define as "sex"?
		The handle of the stall door never called.

4.	How many cats do you own?
		The sweetest little pumpkin, cutey-face, lovey-buns...where are you going?
		Cagney and Lacey. They keep me warm at night...and both gained a lot of weight during the third season.
		None. But I do get a lot of pussy.

5.	What are your first words after sex?
		Im free on Saturday night. Wanna move in?
		Shit! I need new batteries!
		So, what are all of your names?



Your Score:

2-14 points......YOURE PERFECT...AND BORING.
Shut off your computer, put on something sexy - not flannel- go directly to your local girl bar and make out with the first cute girl you see. By cute we mean the first girl who talks to you.

15-24 points......WHY CANT YOU CLOSE THE DEAL?
Are you a compete dufus?! You can chat up girls at the pool table but youre still going home and watching "L Word" alone. You need COURAGE. Whatever you normally drink at bars...double it! CHEERS!

25-36 points.....YOU'RE A COMPLETE AND UTTER WHORE!
I mean, seriously. Go get tested right now. Do NOT stop at the Dinah Shore weekend; do NOT chat up the Fed Ex dispatch lady. Go directly to the free clinic. Whatever is going on in your life--a shot of Penicillin couldn't hurt!

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